Some people are up in arms over the way contestants were harshly eliminated on Wednesday night's "American Idol." People, if you ruin this for me, I'll send my attack bird to peck your eyes out. If you want boring, tedious, sleep-inducing television, watch the competition portions of the show, K? The Abu Ghraib-style Wednesday evening show was television at its finest, and FOX knows it. If we make them stop, no way will it ever progress into on-air executions, and that's the goal. Obviously. So just shut up. Please.