What's fat, smoking and not a breakfast meat?

Courtesy of the ever-impressive Superficial, some enchanting Britney pics:





There are more at the above link, but haven't you punished yourself enough?

Also, here's a small scan of the upcoming Kevin Federline Spread in Details. Yes, his beer gut had to be airbrushed out of the pics. Yes, I know this for a fact. Promise. Unfortunately that's all that was airbrushed.