Somehow we missed this bit of wonderful celebrity news wherein co-razy Tom Sizemore tried to fake a drug test with a prosthetic pee-pee called the Whizzinator. Obviously, he failed. Apparently this wasn't enough to set off warning alarms:
Of course, perhaps he was in on the joke and tried the black model out. But probably he didn't. He doesn't seem like a funny crazy, only a total drug-addicted crazy. Better luck next time, Sizemore.