Is that a Whizzinator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Somehow we missed this bit of wonderful celebrity news wherein co-razy Tom Sizemore tried to fake a drug test with a prosthetic pee-pee called the Whizzinator. Obviously, he failed. Apparently this wasn't enough to set off warning alarms:

Of course, perhaps he was in on the joke and tried the black model out. But probably he didn't. He doesn't seem like a funny crazy, only a total drug-addicted crazy. Better luck next time, Sizemore.

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