Even though Florence/Maaaaaary is on "Passions," we haven't really been able to watch an episode since the midget died. It has come to our attention that NBC just held a gala premiere for the soap's "Disaster!" episode (we honestly think they have a lot of nerve giving the "disaster" moniker to one specific episode, but, for the sake of Tabitha, we'll digress), and most of the show's stars came out. Photos were taken, and though we really didn't recognize more than several people, we were very happy to see Theresa not crying.
Oh, and, we'd just like to remind you, once again, that Juliet Mills (Hayley's sister) is not cool rider Maxwell Caulfield's mother; she is his wife.