HELLO! magazine is chock full of goodies today! Let's begin:
Katie Holmes spreads her bananas to the Italian children. Ay, bambini!
Brooklyn Beckham dresses like a li'l asshole to live up to his asshole name. Yes, we have no problem calling 6-year-olds assholes, as long as they deserve it.
Finally, Sienna Miller's mom goes all "you're a bloody idiot" on Jude Law. Sisters are doing it for themselves! Now shut up, woman, and leave Jude alone, K?