Richie rich.

Before she disappears completely...

...Nicole Richie, the only celebrity who's done less than Paris Hilton, is releasing a book. It's called Rock & Royalty and is a fictional account of fast, glamorous times in Hollywood. Publisher Judith Regan claims Richie is "an incredibly talented writer and a great storyteller." Well, if Richie's superb storytelling techniques are reflected by this quote, "I just took little parts of things that I've seen or things that I've experienced or things that other people have experienced and made up little stories and it made a whole book," then how can it be bad? An abridged (please, you're killing us) audio version is available, as well. It's not specified who provides the voicework, but we're ruling Richie out, as we assume the person responsible must know how to read.

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