A Friendly Happy Ending.

We just ventured into the world for a moment and heard a radio commercial for Friendly's "Happy Endings" sundae. No, it's not a Don Roos movie tie-in; it's just a free sundae you get at Friendly's if you order some of their regular menu items and live to have dessert—a happy ending, indeed. Obviously, a "Happy Ending" sundae at Friendly's brings up other thoughts, (perhaps like who was the mastermind who actually got approval on the "Friendly's 'Happy Ending' sundae"?) probably none more prevalent than the naughty massage kind, which, as we've found, has provided inspiration for humor even less funny than the kind found here.