Ladies and gentlemen, god...
And, forgive us, lord, but so we have two recommendations. Either:
1) CHANGE YOUR NUMBER or
2) Sue the studio for a cool million. You could probably get more but since you didn't think of this in the first place and because you live in Florida, you don't deserve more. In fact, don't be surprised if we sue you if you ever score that money (which you won't because you secretly like the attention because instead of trying to downplay this, you allowed an article to be done about it).