Laying down the Law.

The UK Sun is reporting that Sienna Miller is no longer wearing her wedding ring and that her wedding to Jude Law is off. Because we have visual confirmation that the ring is, indeed, no longer on any left-hand finger belonging to Sienna Miller, we have to assume it's at least 50% true.

No word, however, on the wedding actually being off. Because it's the UK Sun, we'll put it at a 33% chance of veracity. (We'd give it odds, but we haven't trusted odds since we lost $3,540 in 1988 when we were told Baby's Little Wa-Wa was the odds-on favorite to beat Gallipoli in the Preakness.)

In other news, London nanny agencies reported an unprecedented upsurge of gay male applicants.

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