7.25.2005

Jennifer love.

One of Jennifer Aniston's non-Brad-Pitt exes is auctioning off love letters she wrote to him back when they were wooing. The eBay auction will open on July 29 with a reserve of $100,000. The ex surprisingly cited "financial reasons" when asked why he was auctioning off the lipstick-on-toilet-paper letters.

In related news, on July 30, we will be auctioning off Courteney Cox's labia. We can't comment on why we're doing this other than for hilarious reasons.

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