This wine is making me see stars.

We were just listening to one of personal hero April Winchell's radio appearances, and she mentioned buying a bottle of Steven Seagal wine for her friend. Naturally, we immediately performed a search for Steven Seagal wine, and, though we didn't find anything that specific, we did find this. It's out of print, of course, but it can be purchased at Amazon for a mere $4.49. What a lovely Pioneer Day gift it would make! Please write to NervyB@gmail.com for our address.