A quadtych of beauty: the French manicure. C'est...c'est...magnifique.

Oh, you want nails as beautiful as those? But you don't want to pay those outrageous salon prices? Well...let us introduce you to Nail Dazzle. For just $11.95 (plus shipping and handling) you can have beautifully French manicured fingernails. All you have to do is paint them on! That's it! Just paint them on. We're sure they'll look just as good, if not better, than an overpriced salon manicure. (Apple and grandma quilt sold separately)

1 comment:

the Drunken Housewife said...

That is not a grandma quilt; it is a grandma afghan. For shame, people! Quilts are sewn; afghans are knitted.