Worth one-million dollar.

The undeniable Zach of True Enough for You linked this absolute gem on his Web site, and so we are stealing borrowing it for ourselves. Technically, this belongs under the Rating Katrina's Celebrity Rescue Efforts post, but it's just too important to be included in a compendium. It must stand alone. It is Celine Dion on Larry King Live passionately crying out for help for the victims of Katrina. Alas, we proudly give Ms. Dion 5 Superdomes for her heartfelt, emotional plea and 2 Superdomes for her command of English. Due to the law of averages, Celine, you're ultimately awarded 3.5 Superdomes. But keep singing. Your audience needs you. You have to keep singing. Always.