L'shana tovah, imafuckers.

Shalom, and happy Yom Kippur to you! Because the NB is partly subsidized by the same Jews who run Hollywood (Florida, but still), we're being forced to starve fast and repent for our sins. So, today, we're going to review the NB thus far and apologize for our least funny/entertaining posts. Yes, it will be a difficult task, but we're not worried. There's always the worst of the bad. And, that way, you're included! So, while you're saying sorry to god for all the money you spent on coke and tricks this year, join us for our...

"YUM, KIPPER!" ALL APOLOGY EDITION!