Your Globes are golden: the TV series acting.

The nominees:

Actress, Drama: Patricia Arquette, Medium; Glenn Close, The Shield; Geena Davis, Commander in Chief; Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer; Polly Walker, Rome.

Actor, Drama: Patrick Dempsey, Grey's Anatomy; Matthew Fox, Lost; Hugh Laurie, House; Wentworth Miller, Prison Break; Kiefer Sutherland, 24.

Actress, Musical or Comedy: Marcia Cross, Desperate Housewives; Teri Hatcher, Desperate Housewives; Felicity Huffman, Desperate Housewives; Eva Longoria, Desperate Housewives; Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds.

Actor, Musical or Comedy: Zach Braff, Scrubs; Steve Carell, The Office; Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm; Jason Lee, My Name is Earl; Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men.

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Halle Berry, Their Eyes Were Watching God; Kelly MacDonald, The Girl in the Cafe; S. Epatha Merkerson, Lackawanna Blues; Cynthia Nixon, Warm Springs; Mira Sorvino, Human Trafficking.

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Kenneth Branagh, Warm Springs; Ed Harris, Empire Falls; Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Elvis; Bill Nighy, The Girl in the Cafe; Donald Sutherland, Human Trafficking.

Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Candice Bergen, Boston Legal; Camryn Manheim, Elvis; Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy; Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds; Joanne Woodward, Empire Falls.

Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Naveen Andrews, Lost; Paul Newman, Empire Falls; Jeremy Piven, Entourage; Randy Quaid, Elvis; Donald Sutherland, Commander in Chief.

The winners:
Jesus. Who are these people? What are these shows? OK.
Actress, Drama: Glenn Close. She came for the awards, people. Give them to her.
Actor, Drama: Hugh Laurie. Why not.
Actress, Musical or Comedy: Mary-Louise Parker. Critical darling. And she good. Very good.
Actor, Musical or Comedy: Jason Lee. His character's name is in the title.
Actress: Miniseries or Movie: S. Epatha. Awards flock to her like Israelites to Moses.
Actor, Miniseries or Movie: No idea. We'll go with Harris 'cause a few people actually saw this one.
Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Sandra Oh for Sideways.
Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Piven. The hairpiece, people.