The top 3 Golden Globe moments (including arrivals).

1) Isaac Mizrahi asking Hilary Swank if she goes out a lot now that she's single (to which Swank awkwardly responded that she's not single making for at least 10 additional seconds of awkwardness)

2) Drew Boobymore

3) Drunk Harrison Ford

Honorable mention: Isaac Mizrahi asking an Eva Longoria about her hair situation down below

All in all, what a night! We'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for loads of fun, including the formal introduction of Dakota Johnson, Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson's daughter, and last night's Miss Golden Globe. We'd be on painkillers, too, honey, if we had your parents. No worries! However, we think your mom's collagen might be weighing you down, as well. Tell mommy that you're sick of slouching—she needs to cut down on the lips so you can be vertical at the hips! Or something like that.

Boobies!