Camp.

If you're gay, and you loves camping, and by camping, we mean rain and bugs, here's the place for you. It's situated on the Withlacoochee River, so, really, how can you resist?

On July 23, you can head down there for the Fantasy Surprise Weekend (which we're guessing is light on the Fantasy and heavy on the Surprise) for hor d'oeuvres by Andy, male dancers and a visit from Marilyn Monroe! We're packing our duffel STAT.

Here are some photos, in case you're not yet swayed...