Czech please.

We've covered mail-order brides on this site before (Check the archives. We're too lazy busy.), but we've never covered mail-order gays, largely because we didn't know they existed. How very naive of us.

Please enjoy Hand-in-Hand, Europe's "premier gay introductory service," offering the very finest in mail-order Czech Republicans.



Here's their mission statement:

This program is designed for single men looking for a true life partner who is handsome, significantly younger, educated, and whose culture is one of support & respect.

Besides making sure all interested parties are OLD, they also make it very clear, VERY clear, that they are not offering Russians. Why? Here's their helpful chart:

Czech men vs. Russian and Ukrainian men » Russian men

1. Its expensive to go and stay there 2. The facilities for visitors in these countries is not very good. 3. Most of the men do not speak good English 4. Many of the cities are relatively dangerous 5. There is a large scale AIDS Epidemic there. In fact we have documented evidence that Russia and the Ukraine have the fastest rise of Aids cases in the world today.

» Czech men

1. Not expensive to go or stay in Prague 2. Prague is a very beautiful city with all modern amenities. 3. Very safe city 4. Quality of the men is far superior to the Russians and Ukraines in terms of Education,Culture, Interests and Beauty. 5. No Health or Aids Problems 6. All of our men speak Good English. No interpreters needed.

Alas, all Czech men are perfectly healthy geniuses while all Russian men are AIDS-y retards. Obviously, then, there's no reason to consider giving asylum to a Russian man. And, besides, after what happened in 199...OH! We just received an email talling us our newly purchased 21-year-old philosophy student Hynek Hrazdil is ready for pickup! How do you say goodbye in Czech? Well, anyway, we're sure it has a 'y' and an inordinate number of consonants. Ta ta!