Prays for Clays and toupees.

Elton John's toupee apparently has magnets that attract magnets in the wigs of female oldies. That's really the only way to explain this. And why he continues to write musicals.



And, if you're tired of praying for the Katrina folks (and, really, who isn't?), direct some of your prayer over here. Clay Aiken can only give so much.