Sequels, prequels, free quills.

Here we go, people. More crap + larger population = more money!

Young Hannibal. See what made Anthony Hopkins go from mildly chewing the scenery to eating it whole.

Bloodsport: a New Beginning. See what certain Belgians will do to sustain a drug habit.

And, the straight-to-DVD, American Pie: Band Camp (no, we're not kidding). Original cast member Eugene Levy returns. All proceed will go to the Natasha Lyonne Fund for Disgruntled Crack Addicts with Hepatitis and Possibly a Lung. Hang in there, Tash. Help is on its way.