- The pope to die
- Stockard Channing's mug shot
- Lena Olin's surprise return on Alias
- Senator Clinton's response to my letter informing her I'd be leaving the Democratic party unless she could give me a good reason why she was in favor of the Iraq resolution
- President Bush to explain why he created an Iraq resolution stating that he'd check with Congress and the UN before attacking Iraq and then attacking Iraq without doing either
- More "Freaks & Geeks"
- Catherine O'Hara to be given the praise she deserves
- The talent competition to be fully restored to the Miss America pageant
- A drug-free, good night's sleep
- Marisa Tomei to give her Oscar to Judy Davis
- Mira Sorvino to give her Oscar to anyone
- The Rolling Stones to make like Grace Slick and refuse to be senior-citizen rock stars
- An inexpenivse, attractive, wood bedroom set
- Anthony Minghella, Wes Anderson and Brett Ratner to stop making movies.
- A Gary Coleman/Emmanuel Lewis buddy flick.
- A 10,000 Maniacs reunion for one night only in my living room (sans Robert Buck's corpse, of course)
- Calorie-free fondue
- Being able to register for wedding gifts without having a wedding
- David Foster Wallace to write something readable again
- D-eath
2.03.2005
Are we there yet?
Things we're still waiting for:
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment