Jackson trial, day 243.

OK, fine. We'll jump on the child molestation/circus freak bandwagon. You can now download the 8-page questionnaire prospective jurors for the Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal 2005 Tour we're given yesterday. Comments have been made about how short the document is. Not only is it short, but it's completely bo-ring. It's surprising they didn't ask for medical insurance numbers. Anyway, you can download it if you want, but the best you'll get is

• Which Michael Jackson record sold more copies of any other record ever besides the Eagles' Eagles: Their Greatest Hits?
  

Kidding! It's not a trivia contest. The answer is Thriller, of course. A better question would be why anyone would want to listen to even one bar of music that the Eagles had anything to do with. But that's something for the suicide-prevention specialist to ask Glenn Frey any day now.

How does NB feel about the MJ case? Well, since you aksed:

1. So don't care (yet kind of do)
   
2. Michael Jackson is clearly psychologically damaged and needs immediate mental assistance
3. Any parent who allows his or her child to visit Michael Jackson or any celebrity without supervision and for overnight stays a) is a complete opportunist, b) is a bad, bad, bad parent, all leading to c) should not be permitted to continue raising said child, especially after initially expressing admiration and adoration of plaintiff on international television
4. Sad and dirty
5. Dirty
6. Off the Wall is still awesome