2.08.2005

Deadicle cats.

In trying to find more reasons why Florida should be eliminated, an extremely good reason not to destroy the state was uncovered. Apparently, Florida supports the killing of feral cats. The act was unsuccessfully challenged in 2003 and, as far as we can tell (which is not far at all), it's still legal. So, please send all your feral cats to Florida, and keep the "tame" ones handy because I'm about to begin research on how to get the state to kill all cats. And birds. And Kevin Federlines.

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