Cocksure.

Popbitch reports on this supposed exchange between Ricky Gervais and Paris Hilton backstage at Live 8. Even if it didn't happen, we believe it did.

    Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the
   side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to
   him and said how much she liked his stuff.

   Ricky: "Have we met before?"
   Paris "Yes. I'm Paris Hilton"
   Ricky "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you
   without a cock in your mouth."

   Exit Paris in a huff.