Martian or Mexican?

Here's a 58-question quiz (well, it's not technically a quiz, but it's more fun to call it a quiz) you can take to see if you've been abducted by aliens. We'll go first in case you're scared.

1. Of course
2. Um, yes
3. One big one that was supposedly from "surgery at six-weeks old"
4. Last Monday night
5. Not so much flying as falling, but still
6. Hmm. Not so sure. Could be alien face or Jenna von Oy. So, yes.
7. This seems like question 4

Anyway, anyway, anyway, it's clear already that we have, indeed, been abducted by aliens, so we really don't feel like we need to finish the remaining 51. Good luck!