We can finally tell you the reason we haven't moved to Canada. On its list of worst Christmas singles ever, the CBC fails to include Paul McCartney's reprehensible "Wonderful Christmas Time" and, instead, somehow chooses Shane MacGowan and Kirsty MacColl's luminously cynical "Fairytale of New York." Fuck you, Canada. And it's "Kirsty," not "Kristy." Jesus.