Why didn't anyone tell us outfits like this were worn on the Victoria's Secret Runway Show?
(Yes, we realize the bandwidth is exceeded on these pics. Do you think we're going to look for replacements? It'll be fine soon. Hush your mouth.)
Apparently the show was "all about aspiration," though judging from the picture below, at least some of it was about vagina.
Anyway, you now know what our interns are getting for the holidays. Yes, both the males and females—we can't be bothered to pick out more than one gift. Come on.