Eminem's back with Kim, Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora are fine, Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen are getting divorced (though we can't figure out which is which)—it's all too much. We're taking a nap. When we wake up, we hope it'll be time for a new "Lost."
Anyway, in honor of the "Top Model" finale, enjoy this piece of fantastickness one more time. We miss you, Coryn. And Lisa. And blonde big-lipped lesbian-experimentor.