Kids, this is just the right gay for you. Parents, however, it's TOO GAY. TOO GAY FOR YOU, PARENTS!
Incidentally, if you do read the article, which you should because it's hi-larious, you might want to call Donna Mansolillo and make her aware that there's more than .1% gay in the two towns she represents and that, before she tells people what's good for them, she should base her proclamations on fact, not idiocy. Her number is 401.397.5435. That's 401.397.5435. You may also want to let her know that she's taking a musical way too seriously. Oklahoma! never made us want to be farmhands, for Christ's sake! It just made us want to sleep with them.