Elton has final blow-out before matrimony
Good luck to Elton and David today!
News from the hen night suggests that
even Lemmy would have found it hard going.
Which paparazzi favourite was "at it like
a Dyson" in the toilets?
Which comedian preferred ketamine?
Who said �I�ve been to the hardest
gay clubs in the world, and the drugs
at this were way more hardcore than
any of them.�
Day two of the strike and we're still here! And we've got questions, questions, questions. Actually, Popbitch does. We're just disseminating them. Oh, and while we're doing so, what's with blind items? Just fucking tell us, OK? Nanyway...