Pardon, pardon, pardon.

We almost forgot to congratulate two eyebrows for becoming America's Next Top Model.

Fourfour is clearly unimpressed. We, however, clearly didn't care. Had Lisa drunkenly stumbled in to say she was robbed and then peed in a diaper, we would have cared. Alas, all we got was Bree saying, "Covah Gurl." Not enough, Tyra. Not enough. In response to all this, we have just pitched "America's Next Drunkest Crazy" to the WB. It will be co-hosted by Kathleen Turner and Abe Vigoda, and we'll keep you posted on how to enter.

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