Eh, Canada.

Here are children's drawings of famous Calgarians from the past. Interesting, eh? We bet you had no idea that Dr. Thomas Henry Blow was a building and that William Pearce was a turkey. Shut up—it's a slow day. There's nothing else to write aboot. Speaking of which, isn't it aboot time "Degrassi" got good again? It's been aboot a year since a mildly compelling episode. Kevin Smith and that pregnant beast of a girl, Liberty, ruined everything. We needs some Craig and Ashley and slutty interfering Manny, pleoose.

Ah well. Here's a child's drawing of some famous Degrassians of the past. We bet you had no idea Manny was actually Hazel.