TV talk.

TV Week (we don't know what it is, either) just released a list of the best and worst of 2005 television based on critics' votes. The best show so far this year is ABC's "Fantasy Island" knockoff, "Lost." Second is "Desperate Housewives," and third is "Deadwood," which is better than the above two but is handicapped by its use of Chaucer-era English.

The worst show on TV is Britney's show, "Chaotic." Obvs.

And, of course, number 8 on the worst movie, miniseries or special list is the retarded "Riding the Bus with My Sister." Reacting to that, star Rosie O'Donnell screamed, "I LIKE COLORS!!!!!!!!"