Emily Watson is not wearing underwear, according to Emily Watson and thanks to Joan Rivers. And Julian McMahon of Nip/Tuck totally just hijacked Medusa's interview with Joan Rivers, and Medusa turned McMahon to stone. He's drunk.
Jones-Reynolds just informed us that Ewan McGregor is "going to be Mr. Star Wars." Told you. No one saw those first two movies.
Fuck the scoring. Everyone everywhere is losing.