So here's how the whole Hot 97 tsunami hullabaloo ended. Yes, the screaming Chinks won. No, I can't fire myself for saying that. Yes, it's racist. No, you should never mess with Asians. Yes, that's a generalization. No, it's not because they always played piano better than me. Yes, I have Asian friends. No, I don't really like them. Yes, it's because they pee-pee in my Coke. No, I didn't hear that from Sarah Silverman. Yes, I did.

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