You all know who won and who didn't, and if you don't, you don't care, which is really, really great. The bottom line is that it was a grand night for olds, youngs, whites, a black, a wifekiller and Hilary Swank. In case you weren't totally bored by the onstage happenings, here's E!'s "Backstage Blog," which successfully answers the question: How can a person, in a press room with drunk celebs, not report on anything remotely noteworthy?
And where, oh where, was the death montage? The closest we got was Robin Williams's career retrospective.