SpongeBob Hotpants.

The American Family Association today accused the makers of a new video starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and other children's characters of promoting homosexuality. The video, which celebrates diversity, is for the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation, and a member of the AFA said, "A short step beneath the surface reveals that one of the differences being celebrated is homosexuality." That's actually a pretty good assumption—the We Are Family Foundation, as implied by its totally gay name, is a group that works to protect lesbian, gay and transgendered youth from homophobic groups like the American Family Association.

Anyway, if you'd like to tell the AFA just how you feel about this, their number is 1-662-844-5036 and the Web site contact page is here. And if just you want to fax them pictures of guys fucking, 1-662-842-7798 is your number. If you do contact them, I've already told them the best way to prevent homosexuality is to abort a child long before he/she can be affected by gay sponges, so you'll have to come up with your own argument.