This gem is from MSNBC.com:
Russell Crowe is defending himself against reports that he couldn’t construct a baby carriage from Ikea because “the key thingy was impossible to use.” After the Sydney Daily Telegraph needled Crowe for the comment, the “Gladiator” star e-mailed the paper: “Give me a break. I am an antipodean male who runs 698 head of cattle. I do know the business end of a screwdriver. [The real story] was that one long screw was missing, so he modified the cot with a pocket knife to counter-sink a smaller screw to do the same job.