Don Cheadle's wife is apparently wearing Penney's.
Portia de Rossi is Ellen-less.
Anjelica Huston has a chandelier around her neck.
Thomas Haden-Church is funny.
Emmy Rossum is young.
Original Fergie is there. Not sure about relevant Fergie.
Cate Blanchett is stunning. Why couldn't she have been in Closer like she was supposed to be?
Star Jones-Reynolds just told Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson she'd meet them at Elaine's for "a drink." Bah ha ha.