Back from the southeast.

Sorry about not saying goodbye on Friday. We were abducted by Somalian warlords and spent the weekend in a lovely compound in sunny Mogadishu. We managed to get back in time for this post by promising the chief 24 able-bodied servants, so if things are slow, it's because we're lacking some...shall we say...help. By the by, if you ever find yourself in Mogadishu, do not say a word about Megan Mullally. They do not believe in wacky sidekicks. They're all business there. All business.

In the meantime, here's Jude Law topless on a balcony. And, he kept his pants on. Hey, Jude, thanks!