A world of one's own.

Guys, Paris Hilton's diary pooped us. Wethinks today may be a bit slow. Don't fret—there's always tomorrow. And the next day. And tonight's episode of "Lost." And "Top Model." So, really, it's all good.

In the meantime, pack your bags and journey to LuAnn-World! Pack lightly, though. There's not much to do there. Except revel in all the glamor!