Sweet Jesus.

Here's Britney and Kev leaving the Al Hirschfeld theater after (or during—we totally wouldn't blame them) a performance of Sweet Charity. Obviously we love the couples' theatergoing outfits, but we're especially fond of Kev's be-necklaced turtleneck—a very sneaky double offense. Which may explain Britney's face. Though, more likely, it's because she has Down Syndrome.