Of course, we could not give proper thanks without thanking the grandmistress of misguided Web sites, Melanie Griffith. As we've pointed out many times here, melaniegriffith.com often provides us with inspiration, shelter, warmth, guidance and, most of all, strength. We would not be who we are without this woman and her goddess giving, and for that, we are eternally, eternally grateful.
Thank you, Melanie Griffith, for your magical portal to life and love. No matter that the site hasn't been updated since your last life—have some turkey on us, and here's some for Antonio, too. De-mystical!