Thank you, Posh.

We'd like to give great thanks to Mrs. Posh Spice-Beckham for donning what may be our most favorite outfit of the year.

Not only is it, as evidenced by husband Bend It Like Beckham's suit, an outfit for a supposedly formal occasion, it's what Posh chose to wear for her 31st birthday formal occasion. Obviously said occasion was scheduled to end with a sex session (sexssion) at which Posh was scheduled to be too drunk to remove the least bit of clothing. We're with you, Posh—we've always sacrificed dignity for convenience. Always.

Thank you, Posh Spices, for your lovely birthday clothing choice. Have some some turkey on us, mum. De-spicey!

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