Famine.

Here's a site called Friday's Feast. Each Friday, a different "meal" of questions is posted for you to answer. Today's feast is number 69, which is basically the reason we're posting this. Anyway, you know what? We'll go ahead and answer these questions, truthfully, below, just to make our devotion to our reader clear. Please feel free to answer these questions, as well, and post your answers in the "Comments" section. If you're not busy blowing your brains out after the "soup" course. Anyway...



Appetizer
If someone made a statue of you, in which pose would you like to be?

Salad
What perfume/cologne does your best friend wear?

Soup
Name something satisfying about your work.

Main Course
What was the last excuse you made, and why did you need to make it?

Dessert
Complete this sentence: I wonder why _________________.


All right. As promised...

Appetizer: if someone made a statue of us, we'd want it posed in the Sharon Stone Basic Instinct position.

Salad: Oyedo, by Diptyque. Come on—he's gay and rich!

Soup: lowercasing seasons.

Main Course: honestly, the mind reels trying to come up with an answer for this one. We've got a better question: What was the last excuse you made that wasn't actually an excuse but the truth? To which we would answer, We don't remember much about when we were three.

Dessert: I wonder why I just answered these fucking questions.

So, there you go! Interesting, no? No, of course not. This shit never is. Now forward this on to 40 friends or be prepared for a giant robot to break through your window at 3am and force you to play Simon until you can't tell blue from red from green from yellow.