Oprah, David, David, Oprah.

Don't forget—Oprah's on Letterman tonight, so if you want to see two old, rich people apologize to each other for nothing specifically and then talk about a crappy musical playing next door, tune on in and find your spirit. We'll be drinking spirits ourselves. And then refinding them to drink some more. While watching Leno. Come on, that guy's a hoot when you're tanked! Steadman.