White Christmas.

The formerly drugly Olsen is giving away her "skinny" clothes at a West Hollywood thrift store called Out of the Closet. We're kind of hoping the fat one snags them and goes as her sister for next Halloween. Alas, if you have a minor coke addiction, you may want to get there first and see what residual powder you can scrape from the 19 pairs of ratty size 0 sweatpants. We mean food. See what food you can scrape. That doesn't make sense, does it? Oh, uncle Jesse, it's so hard being a girl.