Better than the restroom.

Oh! Laissez les bons temps rouler, mes amis! To celebrate this Shrove Tuesday, what could be more Mardi Gras-appropriate than going to the bathroom? In fact, why don't you go vote for the cleanest restroom in the country? Here are your choices:

All Seasons Bistro, in East Lansing, Mich., which was cited for its streak-free mirrors, old-world floor tiles and fresh paint job. "This is one of a few public restrooms I would allow myself, my wife and children to use and not worry about it," the nominator said.

Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, in Atlantic City, whose restrooms - with their stainless steel sinks, choice of hand towels or dryers and warm wood tones - "spare no expense."

Hemenways, of Providence, R.I., a landmark waterfront restaurant whose restrooms are clean and have "simple elegance and charm."

Quad City International Airport, in Moline, Ill., which has facilities that are "clean, simple, pleasant and exactly what you want in an airport washroom."

Wendell's Restaurant, in Westerville, Ohio, whose sports-themed restrooms are "praised for being neat, clean and having lots of towels and even mouthwash."

Obviously, we've never set foot in any of these, but that didn't stop us from voting for the All Seasons Bistro. We encourage you to do the same just so Michigan can finally say it was honored for having something clean.

OK? Great. Now show us your tits!