Jade, 26, restaurant hostess, Philadelphia
TEFY: I saw 5 not-as-scary-as-hell girls in Philly this morning on the way to my garage, and one of them was smoking a crack pipe.
The NB: Wethinks "Jade" may be the first-ever CGI "Top Model" contestant, which would really be a nice "Mole"-style twist. You remember "The Mole"? It's the reality show Anderson Cooper hosted before he got the role of journalist. (By the way, we will be calling her "Zsa-day.")