Letter from the editor.

Dear reader(s),

Spring is a season of growth. What's died in winter begins new life. Here at the NB, it's always pretty much been winter. We're sure you've gotten used to it. Alas, things can't stay the same forever. Spring happens to all god's creatures, sooner or later. As the north half of the earth approaches spring, apparently spring approaches us, too. Whether we like it or not. This week, then, you will be privy to two startling developments here at the NB.

First of all, yours truly has been interviewed by Best Gay Blogs for its "In Depth" feature. If you'd like to find out what's behind all this smoke and mirrors, head over there this week.

As well, and this is the main development, for the first (and probably last) time in its history, the NB will be featuring news less than a week old! In fact, this site will be bringing you the scoop on upcoming episodes of the new cycle of "America's Next Top Model." If you don't believe us (and why would you?), check out upcoming posts. If you want to know why we've been trusted with this info (and why would you?), you'll have to read the aforementioned interview for the answer.

So, friends, if you've made it this far without dying of laughter, we hope you will enjoy these exciting changes. And please don't worry—98.3% of this site will remain the black hole of entertainment that you've gotten so used to. Trust us—we've gotten used to it too.

Stay gold.

Your editor


Anonymous said...

CONGRATULATIONS! And the link doesn't work!!!

The NB said...

Hilarious. And now it does.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I could've gotten fired for looking at that!!! I think for your valued customers, you should include the article about yourself here... sans pictures of naked boys.

The NB said...

Our apologies. As you may have guessed, we've never actually visited the site on which the interview will appear. But naked boys??? BRB!

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure a penis flashed across my screen... and it frightened me immensely!!